Someone, who shall not be named, was in a hurry the other day, whipped open the garage door, overriding the dooiiinnngggy-thingy on the baseboard, causing the door knob and the wall to…occupy the same physical space, resulting in what I’ve named a “poot”. When a door knob dents dryall, it makes a “poot”…what else you gonna call it? So I’ve now fixed the problem while creating a new brand name.
You’ve maybe heard of Lifeproof (phone cases and whatnont)? Here’s my new brand:
Wifeproof™
AND IT LOOKS LIKE A REAL SUNFLOWER EXCEPT FOR THE TOTALLY UNREALISTIC COLORS!!
Solidworks 3D textures are pretty cool sometimes.
Thus, the world’s first Wifeproof™ Poot Cover - Sunflower Edition.
And of course I love her so much, and in ~6yrs of dating, she got to read ALL the T&Cs…so this is what happens when you agree to marry a smart-assed mechanical engineer w/ a penchant for 3D printed jokes.
